My stomach is nice and slim. At least one of them is. It’s the other three or four that are the problem. I’m fond of telling people my doctor’s instructions, “You mustn’t run anymore because […]
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If Heather ever becomes famous she will not be requiring a personal manager/trainer, her electronic “Jawbone” performs this function perfectly satisfactorily without any need for human intervention. I’m used to such random statements as, “I’ve done 4,000 […]
Spooky new tat
I suppose it’s not as if I could argue that I didn’t know what I was getting myself into. I knew from the beginning of our relationship that Heather had a penchant for useless old […]
